"Boondoggle" means a "trifling or pointless work" or "a wasteful or impractical project or activity." It is a game of unparalleled dimensions and never-before-seen intensity. The object of gameplay is to obtain the most points by the end of the current semester of school. The rules are simple, do something cool enough to merit points as given out by the game's founder, B Hesp (also known as B Spell, Big Head, B-rett, and Calves for those who are not completely familiar with him). Points are given at random and are determined by said founder and said founder only and can only be removed by said founder once given. All said, the inaugural season of Boondoggle is off the ground and ready for success. I wish each and every participant the best of luck and I hope that all enjoy their experience during this extremely competitive venture.
*Failure to comply with the rules or any attempts to illegally affect the outcome of the game will be dealt with in the harshest of manners by Boondoggle and Whale Unit Security led by Huffy Puffy and the one and only "Mob Boss" Frankie Figgs*